Winter

Winter. I hate winter. It is so... cold!

Normally I like to go outside. Sometimes I go outside for the freedom. Sometimes I go outside to relieve myself (if I do not feel like relieving myself on a pile of laundry). Sometimes I go outside to defend against the wild cats from next door.

But in winter it is so cold. My fur protects me, but my paws get cold. And it is hard to walk across the white stuff. I keep sinking in and it is difficult. And when I do relieve myself it leaves a bright yellow spot. How embarrassing. Hmmm... maybe I can use this to get more tasty dry bits of food?

But there are also good things about winter. In winter warm air blows from holes in floor. It is nice. In winter he & she put a carpet by the front door to soak up water. It soaks up other things as well. But best of all, I like when the white stuff falls from the sky. It tastes so good!

FM