Hijack

Ha! I have hijacked my sister's blog.

She thinks that I am so dumb just because I fall off things... and trip… and can not calculate PI to 42 decimal places... and other things. I will show her! I saw her type her password into her blog. Now I have access.

She thinks that sitting in a box means something. I invented that. Look at this.



I am the one that discovered boxes. I am the one that discovered water in the sink. I am the one that discovered scratching furniture to get attention. So what does my sister do? She whacks me and chases away my cute boyfriend from next door.

My sister is so depressed that I can not believe it. I wake my caretakers, him & her, up at 5AM by batting their faces. It is fun with the claws out. So much fun! She wakes them by scratching and peeing. How Yuck is that! We have boxes for that, ya know!

Oh NO! She has seen me! Here she comes! . Aarghh. Aarghh.

Hoovie