Winter

Winter. I hate winter. It is so... cold!

Normally I like to go outside. Sometimes I go outside for the freedom. Sometimes I go outside to relieve myself (if I do not feel like relieving myself on a pile of laundry). Sometimes I go outside to defend against the wild cats from next door.

But in winter it is so cold. My fur protects me, but my paws get cold. And it is hard to walk across the white stuff. I keep sinking in and it is difficult. And when I do relieve myself it leaves a bright yellow spot. How embarrassing. Hmmm... maybe I can use this to get more tasty dry bits of food?

But there are also good things about winter. In winter warm air blows from holes in floor. It is nice. In winter he & she put a carpet by the front door to soak up water. It soaks up other things as well. But best of all, I like when the white stuff falls from the sky. It tastes so good!

FM

Hijack

Ha! I have hijacked my sister's blog.

She thinks that I am so dumb just because I fall off things... and trip… and can not calculate PI to 42 decimal places... and other things. I will show her! I saw her type her password into her blog. Now I have access.

She thinks that sitting in a box means something. I invented that. Look at this.



I am the one that discovered boxes. I am the one that discovered water in the sink. I am the one that discovered scratching furniture to get attention. So what does my sister do? She whacks me and chases away my cute boyfriend from next door.

My sister is so depressed that I can not believe it. I wake my caretakers, him & her, up at 5AM by batting their faces. It is fun with the claws out. So much fun! She wakes them by scratching and peeing. How Yuck is that! We have boxes for that, ya know!

Oh NO! She has seen me! Here she comes! . Aarghh. Aarghh.

Hoovie

Abandonment

Him and her (my caretakers) abandoned me.

They abandon me most days. They leave when the sun comes up and return only when the sun goes down. When they are here they sleep most of the time. They do not love me. I live alone. My klutzy sister does not count.

After abandoning me for several cycles they spend more time with me. They call this the “weekend”. I crave the “weekend”.

I was expecting the “weekend” but they deceived me. They left. They abandoned me. They do not love me. Instead of spending time with me they put things in bags and left. I hate it when they put things in bags. I know that they will leave.

On “weekends” I want out early. I want out late. I want attention. But when they abandon me I express my feelings!

FM